Science gives me a hadron.

Amanz. 17. South Wales. Music. Laughing. Armani. Joking. Lamborghini. Big dreams, Pointless chitchat. Food. Ralph Lauren. Ray Ban. Science. Bums. Boobs. Rosie Huntington. Intelligence. Summer. Hard work. Ask me shit.

I am the funniest person I know

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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iamawinrar:

By the surrealistic tingle along the body’s nervous system as its molecules are instantly disintegrated while resisting the immense gravitational power caused by a super black hole…

iamawinrar:

By the surrealistic tingle along the body’s nervous system as its molecules are instantly disintegrated while resisting the immense gravitational power caused by a super black hole…

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if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

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Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.

transcripts:

get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

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upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

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Anonymous asked: I don't know how to say this but I think you're the most beautiful person I've ever laid my eyes on.

ugly:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

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Me after walking upstairs: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

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